| I've been gone for so long and not a lot has changed. I fell out of things for a long time and just didn't have the right motivation to stay in. This year is going to be different. I've wanted this for so long. I have to step it up if I want to really achieve something. |
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| So Jesus comes back to Earth, right? And sure, I mean we were all sceptical at first and stuff, but you know, after all the pomp and circumstance and angels’ trumpets and apocalypse and smiting of the Antichrist and all that biblical crap, we’re all pretty much convinced he’s the real deal. That’s cool and all, ‘cause I’m not down with Satan or nothing, and Jesus is like, the Lord of Hosts and all that, but let me tell you, I know from personal experience that once you get past all that perfect-being bullshit, Jesus can be a real jerk. In fact Jesus is more than a Jerk, Jesus is a goddamn asshole. Seeing as my woman left me for another man… and that man’s name was Jesus 
Stress is not helping with weight loss.
I have to start running, I have to stay focused. |
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| “ Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too. -Lemony Snicket 
On average, people fear spiders more than death.
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